Want to know which countries have the biggest and smallest penis sizes in the world?

While you are traveling around the world networking and pursing your passion to be in entertainment, you will meet all types of men. ETI has compiled the list of the men from around the world who has the biggest and smallest penis size. The data was compiled on EveryoneWeb from a number of different studies.

Oh, and in answer to a question that has been asked for millenia, the proper way to measure is from the tip of the penis to the very bottom of the pubic bone.

Penis Size Around the World

The global average is 5.5in – the size of the display on an iPhone 6 Plus.
The title of biggest penises in the world goes to the Democratic Republic of the Congo, where the average is 7.1in, while North Korea comes bottom of the pile with an average penis size of 3.8in.
South America is comfortably the most well-hung continent, with an average of 6.36in.
Only 3 percent of men worldwide are dealing with 8in-plus and only 6 percent actually need extra large condoms.

You’re closer than you think

According to a recent survey, the most ‘desirable’ penis length for women is 6.5 inches, and while this is a little bit above average, it isn’t a lot.

Apparently, we also think that girth is more important than length, so if you’ve been gifted with a courgette rather than a cucumber you’re still in with a chance.

Just make sure it’s not a runner bean.

You give a shit more than she does

Unlike most gay men, it might come as relief to know that your girlfriend doesn’t harbour a secret passion for her favorite porn star.

Eighty-five per cent of women claim to be satisfied with their partner’s penis size.

Meanwhile, only 55 per cent of men are happy with what they’re packing.

In short, you’re harder on yourself than women are.

Either that or we’re being kind and keep satisfied while you’re at work with a super-size vibrator and some extra strength batteries.

Best not to ask.

Proportion matters

Ultimately, it’s proportion which is important.

Not unlike boobs in that respect, when it comes to size, it is not whether they are just a handful or a stonking pair of double DD’s which matters, but that they ‘fit’ well on the body.

Being in shape with an average-sized cock will get you further with the ladies than being hung like a donkey but having a beer gut of epic proportions.

Get some motion in your ocean

If you’ve got a wee-willy-winkle, my advice would be this.

Keep fit, be groomed (no, shaving off all your pubic hair does NOT make your penis look bigger) and work damn hard on your technique.

While ‘it’s not the size of the ship it’s the motion of the ocean’ is clearly something made up by a guy with a small dick, there is truth in the theory that sex isn’t all about epic cock size.

Master your foreplay, endurance and rhythm and it’s unlikely she’ll even notice your willy is the same size as your big toe.

Either that or turn the heating off and blame the cold.